Sunday, March 29, 2009

"Morning After Burrito"?

Yes, you read correctly. Taco Bell has created the "Morning After Burrito" also known as "ContraceptiMelt". Apparently, if you consume this burrito 36 hours after a possible pregnancy beginning...it creates an "inhospitable environment within the womb, causing fertilized ovum tissue to be flushed from the body." Seriously? Well it was published in The Onion so I'm pretty sure it's for a few good laughs. The article is worth the read and I've already passed it onto my other friends.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29938

P.S. If you become pregnant after the eating the burrito...Taco Bell will hire you for minimum wage! New way to hire employees? After reading this and some other articles, I'm thinking about subscribing to The Onion. I'm always ready for a good laugh/read.

>>>>TAKE MY POLL! Please :)

2 comments:

  1. wow, a morning after burrito could be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of lol

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  2. LOL,i thought this was serious for a second, i was going to say first the morning after burrito what next Mcdonalds intoduces the TripleTHICK ContraceptiSHAKE in three delicous flavors on the dollar menu, that article was funny though.

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