"Morning After Burrito"?

Yes, you read correctly. Taco Bell has created the "Morning After Burrito" also known as "ContraceptiMelt". Apparently, if you consume this burrito 36 hours after a possible pregnancy beginning...it creates an "inhospitable environment within the womb, causing fertilized ovum tissue to be flushed from the body." Seriously? Well it was published in The Onion so I'm pretty sure it's for a few good laughs. The article is worth the read and I've already passed it onto my other friends.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29938

P.S. If you become pregnant after the eating the burrito...Taco Bell will hire you for minimum wage! New way to hire employees? After reading this and some other articles, I'm thinking about subscribing to The Onion. I'm always ready for a good laugh/read.

>>>>TAKE MY POLL! Please :)

A burrito too hot even for God?

I do not know how some people come up with this stuff. The question posed by a person was: could God create a burrito too hot for even himself to handle? Yeap, that's what people spend their time doing nowadays, creating questions like this. If you want to find the answer I'll post the link below. But beware, it is a religious answer, and if this offends your religion in any way I am sorry. I find it humorous and feel the need to pass it on and share to others.

http://www.askrealjesus.com/K_JESUS_ANSWERS/B_ABOUT_GOD/burrito.html

*HEALTHY*

They've done it! A health"ier" burrito has been made and is now being sold. They call it the High Tech Burrito. Here are the options that you can chose from: Grilled Fajita Burrito, Hawaiin Teriyaki, Cabo Supreme, Thai Chicken, Tuscan Pesto, Spicy Cajun, Ya-Hoo BBQ, Surf & Turf, Baja, and the Breakfast Burrito. Unfortunately, all the places that sell the "High Tech Burrito" are out in California...but maybe a sudden road trip will lead you there!

P.S. THE POLL IS UP! Take it please :)

A new kind of burrito

DOG BURRITO :) This dog is soo cute!

My dog could definitely do this, I'm going to try it! HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!

Random burrito in pants?

I recently read an article about a man being arrested in a Captain America costume. This may be shocking enough, I mean walking around in a Captain America outfit is not what I would consider normal (especially including the tights), but what was more shocking was him having a burrito in his tights! Weird place for a burrito...maybe he was saving it later for a snack? Either way, this man ended up in jail for other reasons, but I find this shocking enough. Small article if you want to read on!
http://shalla.newsvine.com/_news/2007/04/25/684165-captain-america-arrested-with-burrito-in-pants

Also, I am working on putting up a survey, so continue looking to see when it is up :)

Burritos aren't just for people...

This cute video gave me an idea...I'm thinking about giving my dog a burrito and seeing how he likes it. I just need to find a time when no one else is home, I might get in trouble for feeding him that kind of food haha we'll see. Watch this video until I can get one of my dog :)

http://www.spike.com/video/dog-devours-burrito/3037122

Anyone want to "Conquer the bomb"?

I was randomly looking up things happening in Las Vegas for when my family goes this upcoming July, when I came across an article dealing with not only Las Vegas, but also burritos! Apparently, if you can eat a 2-foot, 6 pound burrito you can get unlimited rides on their roller-coaster; honestly, if someone was going to consume a burrito of that size, I'm almost positive the last thing that they would want to be doing is riding a rollercoaster. If you lose, no harm, you still get a t-shirt, sure it has your picture and says "weenie" on it, but atleast you tried! It costs $19.95 on Thursdays and is a cheese and guacamole burrito sold at the Sahara Hotel & Casino. If you're in the area, try it! I know I'm going to make it a point to atleast visit the area, we'll see about consuming it later :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29464655/